Sweary Coasters (various designs)

PLEASE SELECT FAVOURITE DESIGN ABOVE ^

Welcome to the club - membership automatically granted the day you yelled “for fuck’s sake” before 9am. Find your perfect coaster amongst the many entertaining designs, for starting your day with a sarcastic smile (that is, if you're feeling especially grumpy and ready to take on the world).

These premium cork-backed coasters are your official badge of honour. They say what you’re thinking, saves your table from coffee rings, and reminds everyone to lower their expectations immediately.

Perfect for those who’ve mastered the art of the resting bitch face, sighing loudly at stupid questions, and giving zero fucks about “positive vibes only.” Stick it under your mug of tea, wine, or whatever gets you through the day - and wear your title with pride.

• Cork backing so it won’t slide away while you’re swearing like a sailor
• Hardboard top that can cop hot drinks, beers, wines, cocktails, or whatever rocket fuel you’re into
• Ideal for home bars, BBQs, or reminding guests they’ve entered a strictly NSFW zone
• Premium Gloss finish, measures L100mm x W100 x D3.17mm